{"id":2999,"date":"2016-07-10T09:05:24","date_gmt":"2016-07-10T08:05:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/?p=2999"},"modified":"2016-07-10T09:05:24","modified_gmt":"2016-07-10T08:05:24","slug":"hovnometar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/?p=2999","title":{"rendered":"Hovnometa\u0159"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Zn\u00ed to tak p\u011bkn\u011b, kdy\u017e se \u0159ekne m\u011bstskej zahradn\u00edk, ale to co te\u010f vlastn\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1m, je sp\u00ed\u0161 hraban\u00ed a fouk\u00e1n\u00ed list\u00ed,  sb\u011br v\u011btv\u00ed, odpadk\u016f a ob\u010das i hov\u00ednek. <\/p>\n

Tenhle tejden u\u017e jsem za\u010dal jezdit s\u00e1m, tak\u017ee m\u011b nikdo nekontroluje a m\u016f\u017eu si d\u011blat co chci. Dal jsem si dokonce i sobotu, proto\u017ee je to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b pohoda. M\u016f\u017eu d\u011blat minim\u00e1ln\u011b 40 a maxim\u00e1ln\u011b 77 hodin tejdn\u011b, tak douf\u00e1m, \u017ee to p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b t\u011bch 77 bude.<\/p>\n

M\u011bl jsem taky p\u00e1r zaj\u00edmavejch n\u00e1lez\u016f, t\u0159eba Smartphone s androidem<\/a>, je to sice \u0161mejd, ale i po p\u00e1r dnech na de\u0161ti funguje. Taky jsem na\u0161el slune\u010dn\u00ed polarizovan\u00fd Ray Bany, jak nov\u00fd, v hodnot\u011b tak 350$, tak ty se mi hod\u011bj. Jinak taky t\u0159eba jehlu s injekc\u00ed, n\u011bjak\u00fd to pivko, bourbon s kolou v plechu, \u010dokol\u00e1dy, boty na b\u011bh\u00e1n\u00ed, krosnu \u2013 to je haramp\u00e1d\u00ed kter\u00fd vozim norm\u00e1ln\u011b na skl\u00e1dku \"Mrkající<\/p>\n

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Lidi si asi myslej, \u017ee kdy\u017e d\u011bl\u00e1m venku a zamet\u00e1m chodn\u00edk, tak jsem asi hrozn\u011b chudej nebo bez domova, \u010dasto se mi d\u011bkujou za moj\u00ed kvalitn\u00ed slu\u017ebu, ka\u017edej den se m\u011b n\u011bkdo pt\u00e1 na cestu a v sobotu r\u00e1no mi dokonce n\u011bjakej kluk p\u0159inesl zmrzlinu, tak jsem nedok\u00e1zal odolat a se\u017eral jsem j\u00ed i p\u0159es svoj\u00ed krutou a stupidn\u00ed m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00ed dietu\/v\u00fdzvu. Po zbytek dne jsem to ale vy\u0159e\u0161il sluch\u00e1tkama, ka\u017edej vid\u00ed \u017ee je mam a nikdo na m\u011b u\u017e nemluv\u00ed a poslouch\u00e1m fakt suprov\u00fd r\u00e1dio, kter\u00fd m\u011b udr\u017euje v pohybu a v pozoru.<\/p>\n

V sobotu r\u00e1no taky jeden ze spolubydl\u00edc\u00edch p\u0159i\u0161el domu hrozn\u011b nalitej, v\u0161ude nablil a pak vyhodil dva stoly a p\u00e1r \u017eidl\u00ed z okna ven na schody a tam se to je\u0161t\u011b sna\u017eil trochu roz\u0161lapat. To m\u011b samoz\u0159ejm\u011b probudilo, tak jsem se \u0161el zeptat co m\u00e1 za probl\u00e9m a \u0159ek mi \u017ee je to tu prost\u011b nechutn\u00fd. Tak\u017ee tim to tady v\u0161echno vylep\u0161il no. Sna\u017eil jsem se je\u0161t\u011b usnout, ale vst\u00e1val jsem v 5:30 a on do t\u00fd doby je\u0161t\u011b rozb\u00edjel fla\u0161ky od piva.<\/p>\n

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V ned\u011bli jsem si ud\u011blal v\u00fdlet do m\u00fdho p\u016fvodn\u00edho bydli\u0161t\u011b pozdravit kam\u00edky a bar\u00e1k po\u0159\u00e1d stoj\u00ed, zkouknuli jsme film a \u0161li jsme ve skupince na farm\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd\/ble\u0161\u00ed trhy v Avondale.<\/p>\n

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Zn\u00ed to tak p\u011bkn\u011b, kdy\u017e se \u0159ekne m\u011bstskej zahradn\u00edk, ale to co te\u010f vlastn\u011b d\u011bl\u00e1m, je sp\u00ed\u0161 hraban\u00ed a fouk\u00e1n\u00ed list\u00ed,  sb\u011br v\u011btv\u00ed, odpadk\u016f a ob\u010das i hov\u00ednek. Tenhle tejden u\u017e jsem za\u010dal jezdit s\u00e1m, tak\u017ee m\u011b nikdo nekontroluje a m\u016f\u017eu si d\u011blat co chci. Dal jsem si dokonce i sobotu, proto\u017ee je to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b … Pokra\u010dov\u00e1n\u00ed textu Hovnometa\u0159<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-novy-zeland"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7jeMg-Mn","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2999"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3002,"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2999\/revisions\/3002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.killcam.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}